Priceless Food Network 'recipes'

The once entertaining and educational Food Network cable channel has descended to a pale shadow of its former self. Celebrity 'chefs' preparing food 'quickly and easily' and hawking their wares are The Rule, teaching cooking techniques and preserving food culture are Not.

Examples of these chefs lowest common denominator approach appear regularly in their 'recipe' database. See if you agree:

• Rachael Ray - Late Night Bacon


• Bobby Flay - Braciola


• Robin Miller - Carrot Ginger Salad


• Ina Garten - Roast Bacon


• Rachael Ray - Pineapple Wedges


• Paula Deen - English Peas


• FN Mag staff - Homemade Microwave Popcorn


• Sara Moulton - Baked Potato


• Ellie Krieger - Dark Chocolate as a Snack (cached version)


• George Duran - Microwave Aromatherapy Hot Towels (!!)


• Ina Garten - Cheese Platter


• Ellie Krieger - Dried Fruits and Nuts (cached version)


• Michael Chiarello - Best Hot Dogs


• Rachael Ray - Ham Steaks


• Rachael Ray - Angel Food Cake with Berries and Whipped Cream


• Rachael Ray - Brown Butter


• Rachael Ray - Lemon Sorbet


• FN Mag staff - Frozen Grapes


• Luciano Pelligrin - Nutella and Toast


• Bobby Flay - Toasted Burger Buns


• Robin Miller - Chocolate-Hazelnut Sandwich Cookies


• Rachael Ray - Root Beer Floats


• FN Mag staff - Fiber One Waffles (cached version)


• FN Mag staff - Fiber One Pancakes (cached version)


• Sandra Lee - Kwanzaa Cake === Number 1 with a bullet! ===
  

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